Epic Agent is Epic.

by Ofi Zukhrufia

Tony: “Oh-oh! Hey, McGee. Looks like one of Barrett’s team must have arrived.”
McGee: “Didn’t notice.”
Tony: “You’re an investigator. You’re paid to notice.”
McGee: “Hey, what are you doing? Don’t mess with their stuff.”
Tony: [takes the jacket] “… Oh, my gosh! This is ginormous! I haven’t seen anything this big since John Candy’s jockey shorts in Planes, Trains and Automobiles.”
McGee: “Tony, take the jacket off!”
Tony: “You think this guy’s the Hulk or what?” [deep voice] “I am an enormous, big dumb oaf.”
McGee: “Tony…”
EJ: “The big dumb oaf has an I.Q. of 160.”
Cade: [grabs his hat] “You must be DiNozzo.”
Tony: “… Hi.”
Cade: “I was warned about you.”


DiNozzo is totally an idiot. but that’s what makes NCIS great :)))
NCIS, season 8, episode 12 ‘Recruited